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Showing posts from June, 2015


When you turn 12 and figure out

This weather got me like

The media be like child attacked by pack of vicious pit bull

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can't people dothat in book stores?

There are two kinds of people

Me when I see ppl I don't like but I say hi cause I'm a fake girl

When you almost died during round one and he ask if you ready for roundtwo

He is crying because he never has to buy weave again

How guys be when they get they first tattoos

Relax Jamal I said square root not square up

Girls be like I need to go on a diet girl you weigh like 90 pounds fyou trying lose

Now I'm ready to go fishing

Apparently no one considered the sun when designing this wall

Apparently no one considered the sun when designing this wall

You can meet somebody tomorrow who has better intentions for you then someone you've known forever time meaning nothing characters does

When your mother involved with the barber

Hey you you're pretty awesome keep it up

What's that my child can't bring a peanut to school because someonemight be allergic but

Apple bottom jeans boots with the furr

Your girlfriend pissing you off? Text her "he's busy and turn your phone off

Maryland rejects $11 million for Baltimore schools and approves $30 millions or new youth jail

Dad we were going to give you a whooping 100 grand for Father's Day butthe money slipped through

Google maps United States naval base

How mfs used to dress back in 2005

I don't do Drama I just stay in my lane and do me

While you skinny bitches dissing big bitches yo nigga all in a big girlinbox right now

Bitches be like I need to go on diet bitch you weigh like 90 pounds