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Showing posts from August, 2015


When you turn 12 and figure out

Don't get hurt trying to prove something

John is such a gentleman he's carrying her ass

A man ain't shit if he not a father to his kids

You country if you use to suck on these as a kid

I'm not a debater in more of the drop knowledge drop the mic then walk off stage kinda person

Puerto Ricans be like my hand itch I'm getting money

I can't fuck with someone that picks and chooses when to fuck with me

Guys love it when I tell them I'm bi on the first date I let them figure the polar part on their own a girl has to be mysterious

There are plenty of fish in the sea I just suck at fishing

A black lady Straight outta edges

How when you buying me that bag side chick when you coming over wifey did you eat

I said she occupied wit some real guys dick right now

Without communication there is no relationship without respect there is no love without trust

Growing up black this is hot dog buns hamburger buns and sandwich bread

It's funny how all the trust goes away when you can't find the remote

Everyone has a storm about the time they had one of these

My brain has no heart my heart has no brain that's why when I speak my mind I seem heartless and when I do what's in my heart I seem thoughtless

When he was just in your messages but he all of a sudden love his girlfriend now

Cuffing season schedule

Uh it is a good morning because Jesus woke us up

I do what I want because they gone talk about me anyway

When you're on a diet so you only have one slice

Everyone at my funeral get a stun gun the last one standing get all my stuff

Who was the greatest prostitute in history?

Loves comes to those who still hope after disappointment who still believe after betrayal and who still love after they've been hurt