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Showing posts from February, 2016


When you turn 12 and figure out

Today on Facebook we can expect a few selfies in the upper uglies mild to moderate haters 95% no chill button and a heavy chance of shade throwing

Hey boy thinks serving a woman makes him whipped while a man knows that serving and keeping her happy means he wins

When you wide-awake and get your period And you like oh that's why I was crying uncontrollably last night over jellybean

When babe fall asleep but you are still wide-awake

We all fucking nuts but we're a family in that means I hide a body for you

If you had beef which would you ride with top or bottom

A job is a job don't let a broke motherfucker try the clown you because you work as certain places

When yo daddy sell dope and your mom a stripper

Really should shut the fuck up right now or else I'll fuck your mom twice

When people think you're mad at them first thing they do is check your page to see if you subliminally dissed them

All a nigga want is

Ever make mistakes in life let's make them birds yeah they're birds now