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Showing posts from May, 2016


When you turn 12 and figure out

This nigga gotta be Obama from the future

Shoutout to the people going through some shit but trying their hardest to be positive proud of you

SpongeBob roasted niggas in this episode

When you're getting roasted and you hold back that one joke that will destroy a persons will to live

When she say don't stop daddy but you already mid nut

Nigga fuck hoes that look like this and their only defense is

When baby introduces you to his friends by your first name instead of my girl

When your mom said she was going out at 7 so you got bitches and loud coming at eight

A life long connection born from temporary lust the innocent suffer when we go our separate ways broken homes seen to be the norm nowadays

Sometimes I want a girlfriend but then I see my homies sitting in their car like this and say nah

When you and your friends gotta drag a hoe

When you pay vs when she pays

Just found this in my grandson's room he's grounded for buying the worst weed I've seen since nam smfh

When you recognize the voice that said you should get an abortion

When you're the 1st in the squad to buy a car

I don't do drama I just stay in my lane and do me

Getting yourself together after he give you A1 dick

It's sucks when you meet a girl and she cool as hell but her boyfriend be hatin I like her too nigga damn

I would be out when ya bro and his girl are arguing and she says that'swhy I fucked ya friend and you're the only friend he got

A 9 year old kid apparently got caught selling these hot Cheetos and hot fries

Getting yourself together after he give you A1 dick

When you're the 1st in the squad to buy a car

Damn girl are you surprised to see me or is that just how you drew your eye brows on